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You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.

Occasionally I get a good laugh from a news item. I don't mean those cynical snickers or unenthusiastic guffaws resulting from a clever cartoon. I mean a really funny bit of news that doesn't demean anyone else.

After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons.

This week I had the privilege of giving a workshop to a group representing businesses and non-profit organizations.

What would it be like, that dialogue? "Is it really you? My God [sorry] that was a dumb question. Of course it's you. Can I start over? Again, a dumb question. You're the author of starting over. How many times have you let me start over." "RELAX.

An 80 year old woman was startled when the door burst open to reveal a threatening burglar. She ran toward him yelling, "Acts2:38, Acts 2 :38, Acts 2:28!" The burglar couldn't run fast enough to get away from her as she chased him out of the house.

For all you cat lovers, wouldn't it be interesting to be able to listen to a dual-purring kitty? Or, imagine trying to hook a fish with two sets of lips or snare the head of a crocodile from either end of its body.

Every Sunday I review the events of the past week looking for lessons that God has taught or is attempting to teach me.

After the sermon one worshipper thanked the minister and said, "Thanks for the message, Reverend. You must be smarter than Einstein.

The results of the Wheatland Senior Centre's activities from March 25 to March 31: Bridge: (Monday) 1st Bernice Carlson, 2nd Mildred Sandiford, 3rd Elfreida Mantay. Bridge: (Friday) 1st George Gillies, 2nd Erskine Sandiford, 3rd Mildred Sandiford.