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A pastor put sanitary hot air dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out. I asked him why, and he said that when he went in there he saw a sign that read: "For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button.

I've been thinking a lot about voices this week, partially spurred by a book I purchased from our local thrift shop.

A few weeks ago, my wife and I went to Kenosee to visit one of our church members. I was given directions to get there. I thought that it could be not that difficult to find where to go in a small town such as Kenosee.

Sitting around the supper table this Sunday evening, the conversation turned to cousins, nieces and nephews. I love these family gatherings and the memories they evoke.

Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grandson who is coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in.

I've just returned from a wonderful time of rest and refreshing with friends I hadn't seen in at least a decade.

Many years ago my son failed a science test. He said that he got wrong answers to the questions. In school work, if you have wrong answers to the right questions, then you are in trouble.

A burglar hears, "Jesus is watching you." As he continues he hears again, "Jesus is watching you." Finally he discovers it is a parrot named Clarence.

This week has been one of those "gifts from heaven". The opportunity to travel back to see special friends, combined with the launch of my new book, are things I've looked forward to for several years.

A pastor put sanitary hot air dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out. I asked him why, and he said that when he went in there he saw a sign that read: "For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button.