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When I am sad, I sing, and then others are sad with me. (lol) After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible. "A-B-C-D-E-F-GWXY and Z" may be one of the first songs we remember, next to HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I read about a couple who'd eaten lunch at a roadside diner. After they'd left and travelled a fair distance down the road the woman realized she'd forgotten her glasses. Her husband turned the car around and headed back, complaining all the way.

A woman sees a fortune teller. Peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivers grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.--Emily Dickinson There is little humor in depression.

The Wheatland Senior Centre holds weekly activities. The following are the results for August 29 to September 4: Friday's Bridge tournament saw first place go to Joyce Hemphill, with second to George Gillies, and third to Jim Brown.

Not only are we a society that counts on technology to turn our lights on and off, ensure that the roast is cooked to perfection and notify us of any and every appointment, we've also managed to neatly divide life's greatest challenges into packages

On a recent family trip to New York I had the viewpoint from the rear of the Honda Odyssey. As Grandpa and patriarch of the family I realized it was my job to pray us through a safe journey.

I'm always amazed at how a pile of lumber becomes a monument of usefulness and sometimes, outright beauty.

As I write this article there's an important football game being played. One side has promised to win; the other, to give them a mighty run for their money. Hint: one team will be wearing orange uniforms; the other, green.

"Your money or your life?" "I'm thinking it over." Attributed to comedian Jack Benny. The story goesA traveler is resting in the night shadows when he is approached by a knife wielding man. "Give me all your money!" "I have no money.