Sidney Crosby, Alex Ovechkin and Nick Lidstrom are among the most famous names in the National Hockey League, but if you were looking to find the most obscure, you might not be too far wrong to suggest it's Jason Garrison.
Jason Garrison? Who?
Exactly.
You might be surprised to learn that Jason Garrison, a native of White Rock, B.C., who played Junior A in Nanaimo and then spent three years at the University of Minnesota-Duluth, is one of the top scorers on one of the NHL's best teams this year.
That would be the Florida Panthers, of course. This fits perfectly with the obscure Garrison because of the NHL's 30 teams, Florida is certainly among the most obscure, even to their dozens of fans in football-mad Florida.
Garrison and the Panthers are rising at the same time, which is probably not a coincidence. When the U.S. celebrated its Thanksgiving holiday in late November, the Panthers had the best winning percentage in the Eastern Conference, a few ticks ahead of Pittsburgh, whose engine was revving again with Crosby back in the lineup.
Florida was not the only relatively obscure team to lead a conference. The best record in the West at U.S. Thanksgiving was Minnesota Wild. Hockey fans all over North America - except perhaps in the hockey-mad state Minnesota - were yawning at the possibility of a Minnesota-Florida Stanley Cup final.
But we digress. Back to Harrison ... sorry, Garrison. Jason Garrison. The 27-year-old, playing his second full season with the Panthers, led all NHL defencemen in goals with eight, leaving Drew Doughty, Lidstrom, Dion Phaneuf, Dustin Byfuglien and other more famous defenders in the dust. He wasn't alone with his scoring exploits from the blue line however, since five of Florida's top nine point-getters were defencemen.
The Panthers offensive charge was being led by castoff forwards Kris Versteeg and Tomas Fleischmann and goaltender Jose Theodore, a former Hart and Vezina Trophy winner with the Habs.
The Panthers are guided by rookie coach Kevin Dineen, one of the early leaders in coach-of-the-year discussions. Dineen had a great six-year run in the American Hockey League, winning 111 more games than he lost. Along the way, he nurtured guys like Jason Garrison, who are quietly - and quite anonymously - skating their way toward a possible flirtation with the Stanley Cup.
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Barach again: "The wife of an Illinois high school football coach was caught changing the grades of some of the team's players. Remember when the economy was good and coaches could just reward players with money under the table?"
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R.J. Currie again: "The Saints beat the Falcons in overtime after Atlanta got stuffed going for it on fourth down at their own 29. Can't imagine a more questionable gamble - unless another guy agrees to marry Kim Kardashian."
Steve Schrader of the Detroit Free Press, on the Tigers' Justin Verlander winning the AL Cy Young Award by a 28-0 vote: "Wow. If they can get 28 sportswriters to agree on something, how come Congress can't work like that?"
Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times on recent NFL fines: "Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford's fine for grabbing an opponent's helmet and throwing him to the ground: $7,500. Bears receiver Earl Bennett's fine for wearing orange shoes: $10,000. Moral of the story: Good thing for Stafford he wasn't wearing orange shoes when he did it."
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