Cory lived in Regina as a Consul for the Queen of England, who is the Sovereign figurehead of Canada. On insistence by Cory acting as a Viceroy, a Prince named McGee who lived in Saskatoon, but was actually Japanese and hailed from Mikado, was asked to collect the heavy Sceptre from Prince Albert before a Druid from Aberdeen got a hold of it, and return it as part of the Crown Jewels.
As a cadet Cory had enlisted in the navy and he eventually retired with the rank of Admiral. He had made some good investments and a Major stock made his fortune Biggar. He would Livelong and Holdfast to his Bounty! He mimicked the behaviour of Ebenezer Scrooge.
Denzil who's favorite libation was Asquith on the rocks, had married Jasmin and everybody thought that she was Dummer, but she fooled them all when she went to the river where there was a Swift Current from where she drank Goodwater. Lynne was Freeborn and bunked with her boyfriend LeRoy, who Lett them into the Chapple, where he operated a remote Lever and they were able to watch the movie One Flew Over the Eagles Nest.
Cory travelled mostly by train with his wife Laura, and they had a special Berth which was adorned with a Floral design. Rosetown so named for the beautiful prairie roses, was their destination. They had booked a room in a Radisson hotel and would stay there for Weekes while hiking the trails of Nut Mountain.
They owned a farm with Choiceland and he would Endeavour to work his Goodsoil to make it Fertile, which was evidenced by the Greenspot, that had overtaken the Yellow Grass. When the Prelate visited them she would Love to serve Earl Grey tea made by Lipton in Ceylon, while he was flying the Union Jack, which they used as their Standard.
Cory was summoned by the Imperial court to visit the Czars. He brought his son Kyle a nice Young man and a born Leader, along with him. Kyle was not rich, but he was not a Poor Man either. Kyle drove the Cadillac because Cory had a problem with the Little Bone in his right foot. By accident he drove over what he thought was a rare White Fox from Fox Valley, but looking in the Mirror he saw that it was actually an Antelope. Driving by a farm yard they noticed a Chicken had flown the Coop, and was seeking Sanctuary in the neighbour's yard. But while passing the Milestone, they missed the scary Big Beaver chasing Alfred Hitchcock up Beaver Creek!
They stopped for a break on Spy Hill, and from their Vantage point they observed the Renown Bart Simpson swimming across Lucky Lake followed in a small boat by his Stalwart father and coach. That scared up a Pelican, who then circled above what they thought to be a Moose Jaw, because a Moose Range was nearby. They could also see the Keg River, so named because a keg of beer and a hamburger Togo was floated down the river to the Fairy Glen, who drank the beer and turned into a Vulcan sitting on a Mossbank scratching his rear end with a Bear Claw. There was also a ranch there with many horses, and they could see that the rancher grew his own Paddockwood in the Woods on Fir Mountain, apparently with great Success.
A Scott by the name of McCord was the rancher. But he usually went by his first name Fleming. He was getting married to a beautiful woman he called Vonda (he had a speech impediment). She was accompanied by her Maidstone who wore a simple dress adorned with Beaubier in what could best be described as a Kamsack. His brother Herbert who worked as a Lampman, was summoned to the wedding by Telegraph using Morse code. Lord Snowden from Sleepy Hollow was the best man; he was dressed in the famous Blumenthal formal attire. He arrived riding a Pinto, holding his Rosary in one hand. The Marshall named Allen, was going to perform the civic ceremony, and he was standing at the Eastend next to the Arena in the Main Centre of the Grasswood area where there was a totem pole with a carved Indian Head on top, giving him a Broadview of the ranch. They also saw an Old Man On His Back because he fell down after attempting to void his Urin.
Cory considered himself a Lucky Man as they arrived at their destination without any incidents, and a Primate guided them into the parlor, where it was suggested that they bend their Elbow with vodka, but they made it clear they only Drinkwater. Music by Mozart was emanating from the loudspeakers, and they asked that the volume be either turned up a Tadmore or switch to Handel. Kyle recited a Limerick, but Chaplin was not available as he went to Stockholm where he would be Baring his soul, on a train through Hague via Amsterdam and Leipzig crossing the Rhein where a Crane was wading. Upon arrival he told them the sad tale of Sodom and Canora. The return trip was organized by what is called a Shipman who used to be in the army as a Warman. He now booked ocean passages with vessels sailed by Semans.
The Muenster of St. Gregor had been observed in Anaheim and Margo was sitting behind the Red Baron in his bi-plane as a spotter when they saw it, and she was wondering where he would Landis bi-plane.
They learned that the Congress was led by a Hoosier, and upon their Entrance into the parlor it became a Standoff. However, they discussed many things including good Revenue results, and as a Reward they each received a Shamrock. A special guard who was seven feet tall weighing 250 pounds with the name of Tiny, who always requested a Piapot for relief, was posted as an Outlook, while they took the Liberty to have some lunch, enjoying Plenty of local Edam cheese served with a Cut Knife. They all agreed that space is the new Frontier, but Unity must prevail.
After the session they went for an excursion and arrived at Grandmother's Bay on Knee Lake. There they found a Grizzly Bear's Head and The Lean Man packing his canoe with the bear meat for a trip down the river through Old Wives Lake and down Buffalo Narrows, it was part of a Pennant race. The Climax of the trip was the Conquest of Duck Mountain, which they did on old wooden skis with antique Kandahar heel strap bindings. That raised an Eyebrow which they would never Forget!
